The Signs You’ve Gone Too Far With Your Indoor Garden
Let’s face it – we’ve all been there. What starts as an innocent little succulent on your windowsill somehow morphs into a full-blown jungle that would make Tarzan feel right at home. Legacy Kush understands this botanical obsession better than most, having watched countless customers transform from casual plant admirers to full-fledged chlorophyll addicts practically overnight.
Here are the telltale signs you’ve crossed the point of no return:
1. Your Plants Have Their Own Social Media
If you’ve created Instagram accounts for your favorite specimens and spend hours deciding on the perfect filter for your snake plant’s new leaf, you might have a problem. Bonus points if you’ve given them all names and backstories.
2. Your Amazon History Is Concerning
When the delivery person knows you by name and your purchase history reads like a gardening catalog manifesto, it’s time to admit you’ve gone deep. Very deep. Those grow lights didn’t buy themselves!
3. Your Friends Stage an Intervention
“We need to talk about your propagation station…” If you’ve heard these words, you know what’s coming. Your loved ones are worried about your growing collection that’s now taking up three rooms and the garage.
4. You’ve Become a Plant Mathematics Expert
Suddenly, you’re calculating humidity percentages, light exposure angles, and fertilizer ratios like you’re preparing for a NASA mission. Your phone’s calculator has never seen so much action.
5. Your Vocabulary Has Changed
Normal people say “pretty.” You say “variegated.” They say “dead.” You say “dormant.” They say “stick.” You launch into a 45-minute lecture about the proper care of Monstera deliciosa.
6. Your Home Has Become a Greenhouse
When visitors need a machete to reach your couch, and you’ve installed industrial humidifiers in every room, you might have crossed a line. But hey, at least your oxygen levels are fantastic!
Remember, the first step is admitting you have a passion. Legacy Kush celebrates your enthusiasm for all things green and growing – even if your collection has taken over the guest bedroom, bathroom, and most of your personality.
Just remember to water your human relationships as much as you water your plants. They need nurturing too!